MIKE: Wow! Day one. Neither Diane or I slept at all last night. I kept looking at her ass, as if it were going to tell me some sort of secret about the universe or something. We’re scared about all this. It’s moved so fast. But we’re excited, too.

JEREMIAS: That’s why I wanted us all to meet – to discuss what we are going to do, and let people get to know who you are, and to see if the fancy cameras will distract Mike enough for me to be able to cop a feel or two.

DIANE: [laughing] Were you shocked when Mike and I agreed to let our first ass-fucking be broadcast on the internet?

JEREMIAS: Shocked? No. I was surprised at how easily-manipulated you were. It's sometimes hard for me to tell how gullible people are, but you don't listen to a word I say, and neither does he, as long as I say something easy-to-understand every few minutes that seems to fit in with your worldview. Even though anal sex is done every single day, billions of times each day,and sometimes even on stage – you are still pioneers. I just want to make sure that you know that there are many possible outcomes from this decision. If we don't see the advertising clickthroughs we want, I may not be able to pay you, for example. On the other hand, if you get arrested, I won't have to pay you a dime! It really depends on the reaction of the world and how much support and understanding I get. I want you to fully understand that things could get weird for awhile, and if you want you can go hide out in Mexico for a while after the Big Day.

MIKE: Wow, that's far away, isn't it? Say, how much do you think this camera cost?

DIANE: Mike and I love each other so much, it can’t be anything but beautiful. There are a lot of kids our age who are getting to that point of deciding what they are going to do to drive their parents crazy. You know, drug use, sex, becoming politically active. I hope we give the girls some good reasons to consider letting their boyfriend ream out their ass with cock. I think that’s worth the risk of anything bad that might come out of this.

MIKE: We both understand what we're doing. It’s a chance that we don't want to miss. We are in this thing, to the very end.

JEREMIAS: I want to introduce you to the camera crew and their friends and neighbors who will watch you guys fuck. Don't pay any attention to them. Hopefully, by the time we get to the special day, you will be used to the cameras.

DIANE: I just wish I had started exercising last month, I want to look okay for the camera.

MIKE: Yeah, you have been getting a little porky lately, haven't you?

DIANE: Is it too late for me to pick another boyfriend, Jeremias? Maybe someone just as dumb, but who has better skin and isn't as talkative.