JEREMIAS: Just one more day to go before you engage in hot, sweaty, anal history. Do you think you have made an impact on the sexual attitudes or education of others?

DIANE: Judging from the lucrative book and movie offers, we've at least had an effect on movie producers and other sorts of slimy characters. And that’s the important part.

MIKE: I was getting my boots licked, I mean shined, and there were 10 people in the shop with 10 different opinions. It was wild sitting there listening to everyone get so exited about the topic. I couldn't believe that most of them were speculating about how big my cock was and how it would look going in and out of Diane's ass.

DIANE: Did you tell them?

JEREMIAS: Yes, what did you do?

MIKE: I told them what I thought it would look like, and how it would really be worth the $5, but nobody was paying any attention to me. I don't know why.

DIANE: We were all they were talking about at the coffee shop I went to. It was weird to hear them talk about anal sex, but it was nice to hear them discussing all the issues that we've spent so much time talking about here, like how C4 is the best porn company that could possibly exist.

JEREMIAS: Do you think that you are having a positive effect on people and small animals?

DIANE: I sure hope so, especially on the small animals, because they're so cute.

MIKE: Actually, I could really care less. All I want is sex and my money.

JEREMIAS: Well, tomorrow’s the big day and the limo will pick you up at 5 pm. Any second thoughts? Or first ones, for that matter?

MIKE: I just hope people learn something from us that can help them know the right way to do anal sex, because if you can't learn it from two inexperienced virgins, where can you learn it from?

DIANE: That’s how I feel. Like you said Jeremias, life is about how to get what you want without getting caught. We're ready to kick some ass - I mean fuck some ass! I mean Mike is. I'm ready to get fucked in the ass.

JEREMIAS: Well, ‘Good Luck’ To You Both And I’ll See You Tomorrow.