MIKE: I could tell that my Dad wanted to chow out Diane’s mom's box. It was weird.

DIANE: If he had said anything about it, my parents probably would have taken it as a compliment.

JEREMIAS: Did they ask you to change your minds?

DIANE: Not really. They asked if we had planned proper camera angles, had enough lube, that sort of thing.

MIKE: When they asked that, I felt like, god, what do you think you're talking about? Old people like you just have regular, like, normal sex. So don't, you know, try to give us advice on our thing.

JEREMIAS: What did you think, Diane?

DIANE: I think they were angling for some consultants' fees.

MIKE: Greedy bastards.

DIANE: They think we should be creating more positive media by getting some of our friends to be vocal supporters who claim not to know us.

JEREMIAS: So we’re basically on schedule for some hot anal action in a few days?

MIKE: Yes, we have our parents "behind us," ha ha!

DIANE: [giving MIKE a dirty look] … and we’re going all the way.