MIKE: I’m still trying to get used to all this. Shopping for a penis pump.

DIANE:Honey, I told you, we don't need one - I don't mind...

JEREMIAS:Diane, what you want and what the audience want may be different!

MIKE: I can’t believe all the fuss in the media about this. Just imagine what it would be like if you were going to fuck me in the ass with a big black strap-on!

DIANE: Don’t forget the email. I’ve received mail from lots of Internet freaks, like this guy Pankaj Gupta who wants to do me after you do! Not to mention all the people who still think this might be a hoax, even after all we've been through.

MIKE: What do you think, does anal sex with strangers fit into our strict Catholic morality?

DIANE:I don't see why not. It doesn't say anything about it in the Bible.

MIKE: Anyway, is your ass itching? Cause mine sure is. Did I mention that C4 has just about everything you could possibly want in a sex store? Like blow-up dolls of André the Giant and special blow-up-doll lube!

DIANE:Wow, you can practice buttfucking André before it's my turn!

MIKE:Whatever you say, darling!