Images of "Diane" are really of Michelle Parma, who is old enough to have known better Images of "Mike" are really of Ty Taylor, who probably thought he'd really get to fuck Michelle Jeremias played by Jeremy Bornstein, world-famous filmmaker and comedian and all-around raconteur, not to mention a pretty damn good bodyguard and musician to boot Copied and Perverted by Jeremy Bornstein in a moment of transcendent lucidity Produced by Jeremy Bornstein and his "roommate" Heather Smioly Technical assistance and web services provided by Jason L. Weisberger - Hating Special thanks to The Letter C and the Number 4  Web traffic provided by SoftAware, Inc. Personal Management for Jeremy Bornstein, Heather Smioly, Michelle Parma and Ty Taylor provided by Last Resort Representation, Inc.   This Internet Educational Production is owned by ourfirstanalsex.com. All characters are fractious and we cannot spell or even use a spellchecker and our knowledge of English (our native language) is severely limited by circumstances beyond our control. Plus all characters do not represent any person living or dead or from another planet or anything. We look at lots of porn and hope that you splattered personal fluids all over your computer while you were pretending to have an intellectual interest in this production. P.S. Nobody is harassing us. We were really looking forward to some innocuous, fun-type harassment from complete strangers whose sense of morals comes straight from the 1950's, but we were disappointed. Copyright 1998 by ourfirstanalsex.com [ Home ]